amaranth-asura replied to your post: Not wearing makeup for the last two days has made…
I haven’t bothered to apply any in several weeks. lolHow do you make it that long without eyeliner?
Well mostly because I am almost out of my preferred eyeliner/makeup. Also I am still having sleep issues and my eyes are so watery/irritated/dry that I can’t stand to put it on. D:
If girls had a penis for a day:
No I’ll be more like :
OR
you forgot one
I CAN’T BREATHE
I was about to do a #brbchoking but I don’t think it’s the best time…
What even is breathing?
Oh my lord.by far my favorite post on tumblr to this day
the last one. ahahaha
- Everyone at my school's idea of a relationship: Someone asks someone "Will you go out with me?" and the other person says yes. They hug in the hallways, hold hands in the morning before the bell rings, and they kiss at lunch. They say "I love you" after two days. The whole school agrees that they are the cutest couple ever and hopes that they will last.
- My idea of a relationship: You start talking to each other and is in the "talking stage". One person asks you to go a date with them. You guys go a few more dates. You guys are dating. You guys act like a couple. You hug, you hold hands, you kiss. One person asks you to be their boyfriend/girlfriend. You guys are now officially a couple. You're in one of those relationships where you don't announce it to the whole world but you won't deny it if someone asked. You guys are comfortable around each other, you hang out outside of school. You say "I love you" when the time is right and when you actually mean it. You have a threeway with Satan. You agree that all other mortals are no better than the mud caked to your collective shoes and sacrifice the whole of your school to the Dark Lord as per his request mid-coitus. You rule the charred and ruined remains of your homeland with an iron fist. Together <3
